Let’s Talk About: Fantasy High Junior Year and The Last Stand
Well, gang… That was one wild episode. And the stress levels? Woo!
First things first: if I lived in the world of Spyre and I had to take the Last Standard Exam? I will definitely not pass. A 300-word essay in five minutes while fighting monsters? What the hell, man?
(First aside: also, when Fabian was writing on the Mimic table… It did not look like Fabian was writing on the Mimic. He looked like he was giving the Mimic a different pen…)
I’m just so glad the Bad Kids had two auto-pass chances. And they used them on the right questions. Because, brother–the math question? With the time limit? Unbelievable.
And let’s talk about the monsters. Because Wave 1 was already nuts–but Wave 2 monsters were large and in charge. And the wave that followed that?
Let’s just say the Intrepid Heroes lucked out with the spells they prepped. Brennan, much as he cheers his players for besting him, seemed really put out that some of his nastier monsters didn’t even get to do much play because of area effects he didn’t foresee.
(Second aside: The Crab-Man saying “crab-man!” was extremely funny to me.)
(Third aside: Siobhan going full Axford by reading the books and preparing her own little Operation: Slippery Puppet with her Dry Guys? Amazing.)
Going back to seeing things in advance–who would have thought that the last standard exam would have smooch attempt checks as it wound down?
And while we were all prepped and ready for Kettlechips Cauldroncorn to do some heinous shit this late in the game–I truly did not expect for her to change course and do something much MUCH worse. Like, what in the absolute hell? Holy shit. HOLY SHIT.
Next episode is gonna be explosive, I feel.
Until then, let’s go through some of this episode’s hits:
“Butter up the proctor!”
“Cook that shrimp!”
“It’s gonna be about docking.”
“He’s (h)armless!”
“It’s all love now.”
“Butter gummies!”
And light’s up for Zac “Crit King” Oyama.












